Poetry?
Feck orf!
I don't like poems.
I hate poems.
I can't abide poems.
As for words, words you say?
Words?!?!?!?!
Sod 'em!
I hate words more than I hate life itself!
I hate words more than I hate Hazel Blears!
Sod 'em, that's what I say!
And as for letters? Show me a letter
Any letter you like
That has a good character?
I dare you, I dare, dare, dare you!
Letters!
Screw 'em!
I have had more letters than the Welsh have had hot dinners.
I'm British you hear!
British!
British speech for British people!
We don't do poetry ..
Poetry is rubbish I tell ya, Marxist, Pinko, Communist inspired, IRA, rubbish!
It's for homos, lesbians and foreigners.
Haha! Haha! Haha! Haha!
We will rise again, like lions …..
Now go away!
I have more complaining to do!
Print | posted on Sunday, May 03, 2009 12:00 AM